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We'll steal a car and crash in the ocean
You and I caught in a fading light on the longest night
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,
Teacher: “You got a zero”
Me: “Why?”
Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”
Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Source: bit.ly)
a girl was so sad because she thought that the guy she loved didn’t love her back. years later, she saw the guy carrying his daughter. she asked: “what’s her name?” He smiled sadly and said: “same as yours.”
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